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Old Sep 21, 2005, 04:34 AM // 04:34   #21
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Programming has never made much sense to me...I like NORMAL languages though
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Old Sep 21, 2005, 04:37 AM // 04:37   #22
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Programming has never made much sense to me...I like NORMAL languages though
The toughest thing about learning programming language is the first one you learn. After that, it's much easier to learn another.
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Old Sep 21, 2005, 12:34 PM // 12:34   #23
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Old Sep 21, 2005, 02:30 PM // 14:30   #24
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Old Sep 21, 2005, 03:14 PM // 15:14   #25
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Here's the solution to forum problems:

### Function to purge idiots.
EXPORT GLOBAL FUNCTION ( __PURGE_IDIOTS ,, [[NO_VAR]] ) \
LITTLE-ENDIAN : NO-RETURN \
BEGIN __PURGE_IDIOTS
{{
### Set constant local variables
PRESET LOCAL CONSTANT
{{
$VAR %GWG% AS TYPE::LINK-LIST [[ @__FETCH_GWG ( %DB% ) ]] ;;
$VAR %IDIOTS% AS TYPE::COND-ARRAY [[ @__TEST_IDIOT ( %GWG% ) ]] ;;
}}
END PRESET LOCAL

### Iterate through idiots
FOR-EACH ( {$VAR %IDIOT% AS TYPE TYPE::CUSTOM::IDIOT} IN %IDIOTS% )
{{
### Do dirty work
@__FLAME ( %IDIOT% ) ;;
@__SMITE ( %IDIOT% ) ;;
@__PURGE ( %IDIOT% ) ;;

### Show the idiot's name to screen
@OPEN ( %FD% AS STATIC[[OUT_SCREEN]] ) ;;
@WRITE ( %FD% ,, STRCATA { 'IDIOT' ; &SPACE ; %IDIOT% ; &SPACE ; 'HAS BEEN ELIMINATED\!\!\!' } ,, NULL ) ;;
@CLOSE ( %FD% ,, RET ) ;;
}}
END FOR-EACH

}}
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Old Sep 21, 2005, 03:56 PM // 15:56   #26
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I can speak and program 3 yr old

I know not near as great as you guys, but it can make your head hurt

((((zehly got a sunshine!!!!))))
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Old Sep 21, 2005, 03:57 PM // 15:57   #27
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Yes, I did get a sunshine

3YR old v1.2 beta pwns me.. I can't get my mind around it. Just utter pwnage.
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Old Sep 21, 2005, 04:00 PM // 16:00   #28
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How did you get a sunshine I am glad you did *beams for you*


3 yr old is like a cross between gaelic and kantonese....We just call it screaming mimi around here....
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Old Sep 21, 2005, 04:28 PM // 16:28   #29
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I've always wanted to program. I did a bit of C++ and fortran on my university course. Wanted to do more C++ programming. However I have no idea where to start. Books never seem to give enough help.

Zehly how do you get a tag???
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Old Sep 21, 2005, 04:42 PM // 16:42   #30
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I can clearly see now that I will NEVER be a computer programmer.
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Old Sep 21, 2005, 04:59 PM // 16:59   #31
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Programming in COBOL? Yuck. I'd rather put needles in my eyes.

Here's my list:

C,
C++
Basic
Virtual Basic
Fortran

Cantonese
Spanish
German
Proper English
American English
rudimentary Ebonics
did you mean Visual Basic?

and Visual Basic is barely a programming language.
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Old Sep 21, 2005, 06:29 PM // 18:29   #32
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If you have code do it like this:

Code:
heh heh heh






I pwn you programming n00bs






worship me now









bring chocolate









:P









I have to type extra stuff













just to show how it scrolls

















I think someone already used this on this forum a while ago









meh
just use the [code] tag
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Old Sep 21, 2005, 07:01 PM // 19:01   #33
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did you mean Visual Basic?

and Visual Basic is barely a programming language.
I know but someone else used it (ahem... zehly) in their list so I'm padding my list with it.
At least I didn't try to get away with putting Excel or Access in my list.


but I did lie about Ebonics of which I know squat ....
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Old Sep 21, 2005, 09:17 PM // 21:17   #34
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Visual Basic *is* by definition a programming language. However, it's a very high level programming language.
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Old Sep 21, 2005, 09:18 PM // 21:18   #35
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Visual Basic *is* by definition a programming language. However, it's a very high level programming language.

that's why I said barely
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Old Sep 21, 2005, 09:25 PM // 21:25   #36
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It's still a programming language:
* It has flow control
* It has logic control
* It is ran through a lexical analyzer and broken into pieces, then converted to machine code.
* It is function/object-oriented

It is in every regard a full-fledged programming language. Just not revered b many to be the best. But hey, AOL has to use something, don't they?
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Old Sep 22, 2005, 09:35 AM // 09:35   #37
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Lol you think ebonics is a programming language ROFL
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Old Sep 22, 2005, 04:38 PM // 16:38   #38
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I program in cobol for a living hogan cobol pwns joooooo!!!!
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Old Sep 23, 2005, 07:03 AM // 07:03   #39
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Lol you think ebonics is a programming language ROFL
I somehow thought that the OP was talking about all languages - that's why I included Spanish, German, American English, Proper English and Ebonics in my list....

so, no, I don't think it's a programming language.

Besides, by now, any regular reader should know that 50% of what I write is just joke

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Old Sep 23, 2005, 07:06 AM // 07:06   #40
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Guys. Korean is a programming language, too. How else do you think we win so much in games? Hacks ftw... =)

웨? 한국사람은 pure pwnage 지?
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